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| The 150 buck screwjob!
So I had written so much
about what I want to buy in the post before last, and as the good lord
might have it I learnt the easiest way to fuck up a hundred and fifty
dollars. Not to wake up on time..... so simple, so easy, and so
effectively efficient to hammer all ur dreams down to pieces. On friday
morning my alarm did not wake me up, my room-mate making me sit up
straight on my bed did not work, the cab I had booked and paid 25 bux
for a week before, called when it arrived to pic me up and I had
intelligently left my cell phone silent so no1 disturbed my two hr
slumber. It was not until i heard the words "ashu teri flight miss ho
gayi" at 7.30 in the morning that the weight of the words dawned upon
me and the shock woke me up. Then with the heavy early morning head I
called independance air and booked the tix for the next flight, paid 35
bux for the change of reservation fee, annother 90 for the tic
difference and maxed out my amex card. So much for buying the guitar,
ipod, digi cam, sheesha and accessories to adorn myself.
The
only good thing about this entire fiasco was that in the next flight I
took, the mother of all hotness and hookerhood sat next to me. The
aircraft stayed in the air for an hour extra oweing to bad weather in
boston (read effects of the hurricane ophilia in the atlantic) and I
made full utilization of the time talking away with the 6'2'' beauty
who was wearing shorts shorter than micro minis. Talked about
everything from New Delhi to Washington DC to Boston. It was not untill
she said "I dont feel too good about this"(refering to the aircraft not
landing... which took me a lil while to realise then!!) that the
aircraft finally hit the runway and we exchanged numbers. I guess I
made up for going to sleep before the take off when last time I was
sitting next to a chick in a flight.
check out this link I have in my favorites: www.triplo.com/ev/reversal
There was a time when I used to consider 'stairway to heaven' as the
most divine song ever made. Until I stumbled upon this site when
researching engineered audio reversal. I always knew this song as the
most popular example of coincidental phonetic reversals having hidden
messages in songs but after listening to those reversed messages at
this site and reading about how this song was composed, now whenever I
listen to it I think this might well be the most satanic song out
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| Things to get!!
The fucking problem with this place is that u can afford anything but not everything!!
After a year of getting my but kicked, i finally cracked (not but cracked) in this job which pays well.So I've been working hard all summer and have saved so much of money but all of it is gonna be tendered to this fucked up university i go to. Now once ive paid my fee I know im gonna start spending like crazy. All major expenses would be out of the way like my tix to back home which I proudly procalaim to have bought with my own money and not my Dad's. So here is a list of things I want to get:
1. I-pod... or more precisely a hard-disk based mp3 player.
2. an electric guitar and the deal that comes first to my mind is the one that was offered by musicyo.com a few months ago. a Kramer Striker for 100 bucks!! that was ridiculously cheap!!
3. A Digital camera.To be precise, I want the Sony Cyber-shot DSC T7 which aint out yet but fuck its freakishly xpensive to preorder
4. A sheesha. Die if u dont know wat it is!!
5. A comfortable no no no a luxury office chair for my study table at home; or make that a reclining chair, the kind that joey's got, then ofcourse it wont be for my study table nemore!!
6. The awesomest most kickass set of speakers which could make my home vibrate like a dildo
7. Designer personal accessories like a Swatch, Dolce n Gabbana Belt, Gucci or armani sunglasses, a new Ralph Lauren Suit and the list goes on.....
I'm sory for the homeland of jazz and mardi grass which i planned to visit next yr around feb, march. That city has a special place in my heart even though I have never been there. Fuck Katrina!! I dont know wats with flooding of all the cities I care about. First Bombay and now New Orleans, next u know banglore and goa will be flooded. I've been to Bombay a lot of times but never to banglore and goa. Well I already have plans to visit Banglore wen i visit India in Dec. but GOA GOA GOA wen will I get to see you? | | |
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Mangal Pandey is a classic example of how hindi cinema can "balatkaar"
a potentially good movie. If you pull off a movie centered around one
character you could get classics like Rocky, Gladiator, Million Dollar
Baby, Aviator and the most recent Cinderellaman. Again all these movies
are powered by terrefic preformances and i beleive performances in
Mangal Pandey were pretty good as well... Amir Khan potrayed the
character beautifully and the white guy was also brilliant. But the
Diiiiiireeeeectionnnnnn was bloddy ridiculous......
I realised one thing though!!..... I got a new pair of jeans from Gap
and it does not have have a zip. Please make a note... not having a zip
in no fuckin way facilitates micturitional operations. Ive got buttons
there instead of a fly and wen i was buying that stupid pair of jeans i
was pretty excited about trying this novelity and perhaps indulge into
and finally decipher the cryptic phenomenon of "zipless fuck"(I read
about it at a blog). But even before that I've already realized how
difficult its gonna be and how convenient a zip is. My metabolism
dictates i have to balance material after every 2 cans of beer so at
Tau's place i leaked 4-5 times and each time i was standing over the
"camode" trying to "handle" the pressure just a few secconds more and a
few more and a few more... watching myself struggling to undo each of
the 4 buttons one by one in the mirror while there is like a
thunderstorm at sea which somehow is pounding the inside of my bladder.
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| who left an anon comment yesterday at 5.16 pm for my july 17th post?
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| The areana is all set to explode with flaming pyros,
deafening entrance themes, 100 times magnified images on the titan tron
and bodies getting beaten and bruised all over the place at the MCI
Center, Washington DC on Aug. 21st 2005.
The only words ringing in my head are " Now get the guns,
the drugs, From my generation. I'll take the fall, the saints, across
the nation. And it's the sex, the gods, the freaks, the frauds......"
I watched a documentary on pro wrestling... (yea i can hear
many of u laufin ur lungs out).......... it made me
realise how much these guys put themselves thru jus fer
entertainment. I would definately reco. it..... "Beyond the Mat" gives
u a kinda complete picture of wat really goes on behind the scenes and
the scripts by following the career of a couple of established
wrestlers and also a couple of strugglers who never actually made it to
the big arena. Everyone knows that wrestling is scripted and actually u
might be surprised to learn that sometimes those guys plan out an
entire yr. for a character. They are just like puppets, the only
difference being that those puppets are real ppl who have been trained
for years on how to fall, how to punch and how to pull of high flying
moves without getting urself or the opponent hurt. the hazards are
however real. Owen Hart's death on a pay per view is and example of how
bad it can be when things get messed up.
If ur more of a businessman then annother documentry I would
reco. is "The Monday Night War" which is about how two big companies
went head to head for almost a decade and how one after being down and
almost out came back to actually buy off the competition. It is amazing
really the struggle of WWF against the brute force WCW which
had the backing of Ted Turner's money. How Eric Bischoff's
excellent management skills turned a small company staging shows in
dimly lit centers in southern states on its head after striking a
deal with MGM studios and consequently Hulk Hogan.
So here i come WWE summerslam lets c wat uve got in store fer me!! | | |
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